The Stepford Wife
“Haven’t see you around for awhile, what’s wrong? You’re walking funny. You okay?”
“Looks like I’m going to have to take my wife back for some minor adjustments. Seems there’s a problem–—have an appointment next week.”
“That’s strange. She thinks of you as a god, right?”
“Yeah…”
“Her body is perfect in every way, right?”
“Yeah….”
“Humph. She cooks great, right?”
“Yeah….”
“Keeps the house all in order?”
“Yeah….”
“The kids are happy with her?”
“Yeah….”
“So, what’s wrong with her?”
“Well, ah, it seems she wants to slice and dice everything she touches first.”
“Ouch.”
EVERYthing? LOL
I’m thinking, she’d slice her babies, too…if she’s programmed, maybe I just think too much.